Goober

29 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well firstly if I had to refute every point made by a recalcitrant punter I'd be here all day. As it is there are other matters that take priority over The Corner. As for the time-frame for lapsing accounts that depends on the circumstances - stillborn accounts are generally lapsed no earlier than 7-10 days, accounts with content varies according to post count. In your own particular case it was made very clear what will happen...

As I intimated earlier the @DrCunt account will disappear no earlier than the 25th November and the @Goober account can stay though within the restrictions of the ModQ as per my previous stipulations.

It's not that you won't refute, it's that you can't. It was an out and out lie. You've only yourself to blame for me calling you out on it.

OK, accepted, you said a year over 10 months ago. At least one of us can admit a simple mistake.  I've not been counting the days, I also have better things to do.

9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

The fact that one can tag @DrCunt (go on, click on it) shows the account is still active which means you're talking a load of self-serving pony. Obviously the "membership list" on the home page does not contain 144 names and it merely lists members in order of last visiting. The Dr Cunt account is due to be deleted no earlier than the 25th November so the choice is yours.

I take your point regarding the tagging and therefore accept that the account still exists, but I didn't even attempt to log in as DrCunt as it's not in the list, I no longer remember the password and I'm not using that email account any longer. So you equally must accept that I was not aware the account still existed. Your assertion that it's a load of old pony is, therfore, once again, incorrect. I know you'll never accept that because you're utterly incapable of ever believing you're wrong. Bear in mind though that you have repeatedly said in the past that if an account is not logged into in ~6 months it's deleted. Perhaps punters shouldn't believe a word you say and you really are as clueless as you appear?

I note you didn't dispute the BS that I called you out for regarding signing up under other ids, which is just as well since we both know the truth.

I'm perfectly happy for you to delete DrCunt. I've never attempted to run a sock puppet account, as you suggested, and have zero interest in doing so.

I've said to Eric that I thought my new ID was so obvious that you needn't have read PMs, now I'm less sure, given the other misinformation you peddle.

Just now, Frank said:

That's true, and I'd be lying if I said it hasn't affected me. Let's move on. What's it gonna be.. DrCunt or Goober? 

 

Mind your own, dead Asian hooker fucker.

Just now, Frank said:

A very, very weak and almost teary response. Fuck off. 

Get stuffed. No one has given a flying fuck what you think for years.

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

You always did like a good conspiracy theory. Registering as Goober is not the first nor the second time that Dr Cunt has tried to slip under the radar subsequent to being placed in the Mod Q.  I did indeed knowingly let his latest sock puppet enter the fold. It was only after he started to throw his weight around last Friday thereby giving up the pretence that he was a newby that I intervened. The irony is that had he uploaded his posts under the Dr Cunt handle he would probably be taken off the Mod Q by now. That's the trouble with some of you - instead of playing it straight you have to look for and play the angle...

That's utter horse shit and you know it. On the off chance you believe what you've said there, you've denied some poor other innocent sap access to the site. Well done.

The second highlighted part is also nonsense. The Goober account was registered well after DrCunt was removed from the member list, so it's not an option that was available to me.

You can dissemble all you like, but the truth remains the truth.

Regarding whether I continue as Goober or as DrCunt, I refer again to my second point, but to cut a pointless argument short, I really couldn't give a toss and I suspect most other members couldn't either, except the usual troll squad.

Do as you will, it's your party.

32 minutes ago, Rev said:

I'm in little doubt that you'd need to scoop out a few kilos of Marmite from her soggy gammon hangers to season the dough before allowing it to prove.

Her queefs must sound like a frenzied round of applause.

I want her dead.

I don't think you'll need to wait very long, inshallah.

23 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Surely you mean sourdough?

Rancid dough, shirley?

32 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You’re the best on here Frank.

...with the exception of:

16 minutes ago, Rev said:

Never watched it, but was always intrigued about how Mary Berry gave her other half a hand-job with her sclerotic Jeremy Beadle hands.

Perhaps she just hoists her kilt up and lets her crusty old stinking yeast cake flop out to her knees and watches him having a pedal, while she wrings the Thrush out of her bri-nylon gusset.

...into a bowl and uses it to make her bread rise?

Crusty loaf anyone?

24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

'Spaniels ears'. Not bad. 6/10. 

 

I'll take that. It outscores 98.26582% of posts over the last 6 months from what I've read (Rev excepted).

18 hours ago, Rev said:

To be honest, I'm not a fan of the Jolie hoor Mr B, but if pushed, I'd jet-wash the lantern-jawed Pitt cunt's tubby custard out of her slobbering uterus and proper fucking bruise her bastard kidneys, then simply finish off by sitting on her missing tits, rip the fucking skin off the old fella and give the Mekon-looking cunt a proper hosing with the Rev's special chutney. 

...obviously after I'd asphyxiated the cunt and combed the vintage toffee-strings out of my arse-hairs with the Viet-Cong adopting sow's ridiculous teeth.

Hope this helps in bringing clarity to and establishing my position.

She's a bit androgynous and not wholly appealing these days, but, on balance, I'd probably lob some salty cough syrup up her duodenum before cable tying a garden refuse sack over her head and throwing her into a river.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm in charge round here until Decimus returns, whereupon we re-establish a coalition. Just so you know. 

Frank is King Lear.

Did you misspell queer?

It's better than regularly porking dead Asians though, I think.

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Being a newbie it's not a good idea to steam straight in to a veteran. Even though he is a pale shadow of himself, he is well able to destroy any new, wet behind the ears whipper snapper like you. I suggest you keep your head down, learn the ropes and let the old soaks of the site to take down Frank. Learn from it and come back stronger.

Now, would like a go on my tits? I'm bored. If not Pen's always game. 

Sage advice, if wrong in several respects. I think I can hold my own against a washed up has-been without breaking into too much of a sweat.

A very kind offer. Would you mind awfully if I pass? I'm not a huge fan of spaniel's ears.

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

You might want to familiarise yourself with the site's rules before addressing me directly. Until you've garnered a thousand likes, all correspondence via Punkape please.  

I'll take that as a yes.

22 minutes ago, Frank said:

Before you go, you should know that you've probably been the most difficult punter to dispose of. I hope you take some comfort in knowing that. Farewell Major and bonne route, thickster.

 

Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind.

If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site?

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Listen Cunt. I’ve been giving you a miss for a while, and even the odd like as one or two of your posts, although just as one dimensional as a fucking lone dimension standing at the urinal in the gents at the one dimensional singles bar. But you couldn’t help yourself could you? Same old shite from the Lord Snooty of the corner. Someone will be round tonight to read you your last rights. I’ve told the Cunt to give you a good kicking first.

Fuck Off.

You can easily identify the glory hole at which Punkape is in attendance. It's the one with the 2p coin slot.

I'm sure he's James Charles Harries.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I see you know Punkers already.

Not in that way...

3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

When I was in Nairobi I used to get my shoes cleaned on the pavement by a Kenyan shoe shiner outside the Hilton.

It was entirely appropriate.

Fly left "accidently" unzipped, in hope. Deviant.