Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Let's be Frank for one moment, Frank. This is virtual reality you gormless wanker. I've taken everything life's thrown at me in my stride and built a comfortable life. So if you think a few barbed insults would have me shuffling on in tears you've made a critical blunder. The saddest thing is you've got the talent to bring the house down, but choose to act like a wanker. We've shared a few laughs along the way, but I can only work with the given material, and the likes of comrade Harrold ain't providing it. This is merely bon voyage, I'm not doing a Dr Cunt! I shall return when this place picks up.... Major no need for a curtain call.. the audience are long gone. Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Can I have your likes? You've more chance of catching Covid, and having a bear with Ian Paisley. Cheeky cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: Major no need for a curtain call.. the audience are long gone. Eat shit. Touched a nerve again, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Natural World espadrilles in olive. €49.00. https://streamable.com/82wypb Alexander O'Neal in a pub? Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Being a newbie it's not a good idea to steam straight in to a veteran. Even though he is a pale shadow of himself, he is well able to destroy any new, wet behind the ears whipper snapper like you. I suggest you keep your head down, learn the ropes and let the old soaks of the site to take down Frank. Learn from it and come back stronger. Now, would you like a go on my tits? I'm bored. If not Pen's always game to handle new members I'm utterly shocked that your kind offer has been so rudely summarily dismissed, Gypo. If it's of any consolation, I will gladly keep you occupied for a few minutes and have a go on your tits as a selfless conciliatory gesture. But I must forewarn you, I expect you to scream sweet profanities in my ear and supply your own peanut butter. Blood-letting is entirely optional, but it may affect my performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Touched a nerve again, eh? Welcome back, Major. I thought we’d lost you for a very brief moment. I’ve taken on board your comments and had a long chat with myself. Standby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I'm the fucking whore... Bill has taken your crown of groomer in cheif, Eric. The man's also even more obsessed with the board. The student becomes the master. He's weathered some storms, but the posting is prolific. Credit where its due.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 26 minutes ago, Goober said: Sage advice, if wrong in several respects. I think I can hold my own against a washed up has-been without breaking into too much of a sweat. A very kind offer. Would you mind awfully if I pass? I'm not a huge fan of spaniel's ears. 'Spaniels ears'. Not bad. 6/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rev said: I'm utterly shocked that your kind offer has been so rudely summarily dismissed, Gypo. If it's of any consolation, I will gladly keep you occupied for a few minutes and have a go on your tits as a selfless conciliatory gesture. But I must forewarn you, I expect you to scream sweet profanities in my ear and supply your own peanut butter. Blood-letting is entirely optional, but it may affect my performance. I had a similar offer from Neil a few weeks ago. He said he had some kittens in the back of his transit and would I like to take a look. But I didn't fall for that one. It's american hardgums or fuck all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I had a similar offer from Neil a few weeks ago. He said he had some kittens in the back of his transit and would I like to take a look. But I didn't fall for that one. It's american hardgums or fuck all. Fucking amateurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Name names MC! A gentleman never tells, Gyps, and on that note are we still on for dinner when I'm back home for Christmas? I've a thing for mature ladies in good shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Alexander O'Neal in a pub? Fucking hell. It must be tough.. the poor bastard now lives in Manchester. Cuntspotter reached similar heights back in the mid-eighties playing bass for Brother Beyond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Spaniels ears'. Not bad. 6/10. I'll take that. It outscores 98.26582% of posts over the last 6 months from what I've read (Rev excepted). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Fantastic. Dealing with a half cut bubble on Friday night. It's just made my decision to take a leave of absence easier. The Corner at present is not the site I joined last year. Its packed full of fucking idiots and silent newbies who would have previously been fucked off sharpish. Frank, you really are a fucking idiot. If you're half the cunt you portray on here then I really do pity you. Hopefully you can buy a replacement Ming, and find some meaning to your life instead of trolling. To the stalwarts and bastions of old I wish you all the best. Hopefully you can salvage something from the steaming turd Roops and Co have forced upon us! Sorry to see you go Major, hope you might return in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Sorry to see you go Major, hope you might return in the near future. It's been a pleasure, Weary. You and Trucking restored my faith in new members to the faithful. I'll see you on the other side, or the next month or two, pending improvements... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: A gentleman never tells, Gyps, and on that note are we still on for dinner when I'm back home for Christmas? I've a thing for mature ladies in good shape. I'll try and round some up for you then. My surgery has a couple of crumbly care homes but the chinky flu may put a stop to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 37 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Sorry to see you go Major, hope you might return in the near future. You’ll be pleased to learn that he’s already back, Weary. I’ll need to verify with my admin colleagues, but according to CC stats, the Major’s resignation/meltdown is the shortest in living memory.. including flaky newbies and the underaged. For the record, he bowed out at 19.48 then reinstated himself at 20.24. 1 hour and 35 mins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 38 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Bill has taken your crown of groomer in cheif, Eric. The man's also even more obsessed with the board. The student becomes the master. He's weathered some storms, but the posting is prolific. Credit where its due.. What if me and Eric split them MC? 60/40 seems fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: What if me and Eric split them MC? 60/40 seems fair. If Eric asks, pretend he got the 60% MC. I can play hard done by then. No one else will ever know. If 70/30 is easier for you mate, I’m good with that too. Keep it under your hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ll be pleased to learn that he’s already back, Weary. I’ll need to verify with my admin colleagues, but according to CC stats, the Major’s resignation/meltdown is the shortest in living memory.. including flaky newbies and the underaged. For the record, he bowed out at 19.48 and reinstated himself at 20.24. You’re the best on here Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’re the best on here Frank. ...with the exception of: Ape™️ Goober Roadkill, Rev Dawn Chorus Eric Cuntman King Billy Earl of Punkape camberwell gypsy Major Cunt Cap'n Cunt Weary&Disgusted ChildeHarold Neil Eddie Stubby Pecker Cunty BigBollox cuntspotter BuggerLugs Hammer of Cunts Hokey Gingers Jiggerycock Witheredscrote Joker JoeKlunt Wolfie White Cunt Last Cunt Standing Cuntybaws Dyslexic cnut nocti Trucking Funt Mrs Roops southerncunt Gronda Gronda Williewhoopassjohnson Arthur Dick Bubba C The Beast Cillian Murphy JohnnySaucePants colonelkurtz Simoncowellsscrotum Bunty the Cunty PANZER MURPHY Fatty Jake The Muss Funeral Face Lia Arsebiscuit Wizardsleeve Blunt Cunt Angrycunt Lord Cunt Admin steve murray Khiwa ratcum TheShitAtTheTop Scat an John Kunty Mc Kunterson pegleg Bongo Cunt chops BP judgetwi The Jam Scottish cunt Hi I'm Barry Scott Andy Chris Wesley Piss KingRollo Gordon Bennett Sme188 Monaco Slim The XYY Man FuckOff Dog Eggs Benj Piston Ian kane curtis cockoff Fuckface Stones fan shitcunt Alfie Noakes mrjoshua Kuntywunty Snowy Tronald Dump Jegs Bill Stickers Arthur Fuqs-Aches John Lydons love child Matpow Mudbath Jodie Tilbury Trumpton Bacon N/A Poesklap Copy and paste is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Goober said: Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site? The only roost frank rules is an encyclopaedic knowledge of the bars frequented by gays in the naval ports of europe The skinny twat ain’t said anything funny since 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Name names MC! I asked him for a list, he sent it, you're on it, I aint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Spaniels ears'. Not bad. 6/10. Melted candle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 11 hours ago, Major Cunt said: It's been a pleasure, Weary. You and Trucking restored my faith in new members to the faithful. I'll see you on the other side, or the next month or two, pending improvements... WTF! What's happened MC? I've had a few days off and one of the few sensibles on here is going AWOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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